This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
You know what the issue is in this world? Everyone wants some magical solution...– Mad Hatter/Jefferson, Once Upon a Time (via fuck-bitches-get-money)
plasticoctopus: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
Naftali Moed: you excited though?
Naftali Moed: for all the fun stuff you can do in 5 days?
NOONA Jasmine: Like getting arrested for touching little boys
Naftali Moed: uh.... smoke legally and that :D
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