Catholic pick up lines:
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
Want to go to Adoration with me?
Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
Hi, this pew taken?
I bet I can guess your Confirmation name.
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5;24)?
You're the answer to my Novena!
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow! that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
My friend told me to come and meet you. I think you know Him, His name is Jesus.
How long have you been wearing a Scapular? We should discuss the Sabatine promises over a 40 hours devotion sometime.
It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?
Me, I prefer a more traditional Mass. I’m a regular Latin lover.
You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic.
Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!
In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?
Confess here often?
Your Pilgrimage or mine?
Ah, so you're what happened to my missing rib!
Hey, wanna study Theology of the Body?
You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
If you were made in the image and likeness of God, then God must have really beautiful eyes.
Will you be the beautiful light in the dark night of my soul?
I need a partner for my marriage prep class.
Was I knocked out by your beauty or slain in the spirit?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Hey baby, I just figured out that I'm not called to be a priest (nun).
I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Your parish or mine?
I lost my rosary. Can I use your fingers?
You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th Commandment
Random Fact #14
duncanxp: One day, I would want to sit down in a place with people of different religions/beliefs and talk about the similarities and differences between each individual religion or belief. But, with no discrimination or hate.. just open minded conversations to actually understand one another and each person’s perspectives on why having/practicing a religion is important or why someone chooses...
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I lahlahlahv my boyfrienddd so much
I love my cousins.
Me: Hey, what are you doing Wednesday?
Manang Whitney: I might go out, why?
Me: I won this scholarship, so now I gotta go to this dinner thaaaang and I needsa dress.
Manang Whitney: All my dresses are slutty.
Intimate dating= intimidating
alyson-noele: Doesn’t have to to be.
The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get...– Stephen King (via hellaaajenn)
leafears: Whenever I go #2 in the bathroom, I roll up my sleeve to wipe. But then before I leave the bathroom, I always remember to roll it down again. I feel like when I go outside with a rolled up right sleeve, people are gonna think I was doing tha bizness in there. I don’t really care about telling people when I do da bizness, but I do care about when I don’t do da bizness.
The beat plus the melody’s the recipe Your...
"Discipline is the currency for which you purchase...
hihijenny: talblog: The Last Airbender: The Legend Of Korra Official Trailer i’m just so thrilled that they gave the lead role to a member of the water tribe :D
I want to be a pretty person,
carissa-esque: Someone with a contagious smile and good thoughts. I want to be someone who works hard; someone who can make up their mind and not care what others have to say about it. I want to help people. I want to be selfless and thoughtful of the needs of everyone around me. I want to inspire other people to do the same. I don’t want to be perfect, but I want to have a pretty spirit. hm.